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Unsolicited Writing Advice: Commas Are Important

By Jonathan Rogers, on March 24th, 2011 10 comments

March 24th, 2011 | Category: Unsolicited Writing Advice
  • http://sanctumasylum.blogspot.com/ Patrick

    Hilarious! Thank you for the morning laugh! Can’t wait to see what’s for APF tomorrow.

  • Jess

    !!! Sounds delicious. Where can I find the recipe? ;)

  • http://littlebootsliturgies.blogspot.com/ BuckBuck the Nordic Wonderduck

    Oh no! I can’t stop laughing.

  • Kristen

    Too funny!! Spelling is important, too. A local Chinese take-out place has “human” on their menu… Maybe they were inspired by Rachael Ray?

  • EmmaJ

    Poor lady just snapped from all the stress, I suspect. What else could motivate her to turn against her loved ones and use her powers of culinary magic for such sinister evil?

  • http://www.heatherivester.com Heather Ivester

    LOL! (not about the grandmother, of course.)

    This is better than Eats Shoots and Leaves. Thanks for giving me a good belly laugh this morning. Much needed. :)

    Emma, your comment added to the hilarity!

  • http://sundry-dank.blogspot.com/ Dan Kulp

    And they worked so hard for the “Eat, Ray, Love”. This is better than the caution sign “slow children ahead”. Those poor kids, if only they were faster.

  • http://www.sally-apokedak.com/whispers_of_dawn/ sally apokedak

    Very funny.

  • Alassiel

    It took me a few minutes to get that. Wow.

  • Dan R.

    Tangent from other Dan’s comment:

    Once, in my younger days, we were giving a friend a ride to summer camp. As we approached our destination we passed one of those “slow children ahead” signs. My friend looked over at me, somewhat offended-ly, and asked “do you think they’re talking about us?”